Met Sergeant : Hello, Nicholas. Nicholas Angel : Hello, Sergeant. Met Sergeant : How's the hand? Nicholas Angel : Still a bit stiff. Met Sergeant : It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did. Nicholas Angel : I like to think my office is out on the street. Met Sergeant : Indeed you do. Your arrest record is 400% higher than any other officer, which is high time such skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant. Nicholas Angel : I see. Where? Met Sergeant : In Sandford, Gloucestershire. Nicholas Angel : But that's... in the country? Met Sergeant : Yes! Lovely. Nicholas Angel : Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London? Met Sergeant : No. Nicholas Angel : Can I remain here as a PC? Met Sergeant : No . Nicholas Angel : Do I have any choice in this? Met Sergeant : No! Nicholas Angel : Sergeant, I kinda like it here. Met Sergeant : Well, you've always wanted a transfer to the country. Nicholas Angel : In twenty years or so, yes. Met Sergeant : Well done you.

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