Nicholas Angel : [Angel puts some coins in the swear box] Leslie Tiller was ****ing murdered! DC Andy Cartwright : What, just like Tim Messenger? Nicholas Angel : Yes! DS Andy Wainwright : George Merchant? Nicholas Angel : Yes! DC Andy Cartwright : Eve Draper? Nicholas Angel : Yes! DS Andy Wainwright : Martin Blower? Nicholas Angel : No, actually. DS Andy Wainwright and DC Andy Cartwright : Really? Nicholas Angel : 'Course he ****ing was! [Danny puts money in the swear box] Thank you Danny! DC Andy Cartwright : Murder, murder, murder. Change the ****in' record! [DS Wainwright puts money in the swear box] Thank you Andy. Sergeant Tony Fisher : Come on Sergeant, you've gotta accept that it was just another nasty accident. Nicholas Angel : What are you suggesting?! That Leslie Tiller tripped and fell on her own shears? Seargent Tony Fisher : Ben Fletcher fell on his pitchfork the other week. PC Doris Thatcher : Yeah, accidents happen all the time. What makes you think it was MURDER? Nicholas Angel : BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!! DS Andy Wainwright : There's a point. Why were you there? Nicholas Angel : I was buying... Constable Butterman a Japanese peace lily for his birthday. DC Andy Cartwright : What absolute 'orseshit! Nicholas Angel : I chased a suspect from the scene! Innocent people don't run! Seargent Tony Fisher : Maybe it was our ol' friend the Cactus Theif? PC Doris Thatcher : Oh yeah, he was a prickly customer, weren't he? Ha ha! Nicholas Angel : AM I GOING COMPLETELY MAD?! DC Andy Cartwright : [Robert De Niro impression] Maybe you are. Maybe you did it. DS Andy Wainwright : Seeing how you're such a big fan of murder! Nicholas Angel : WHAT THE F-- Frank Butterman : Sergeant Angel? Nicholas Angel : YES! [calms down] Sir?

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