Hot Shots! Part Deux quotes

View Quote Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

View Quote News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.

View Quote Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

View Quote Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!

View Quote Ramada: Dexter is one of the captives. He's my husband.
Topper: You've got to be joking.
Ramada: If I was joking, I would say: "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..."
Topper: Okay, okay, he is your husband.

View Quote Ramada: Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything.
Topper: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

View Quote Rufshaad: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Denton: I've been married.
Rufshaad: Ah.
Denton: Twice.
Rufshaad: Oy!

View Quote Soto: President Benson, where's your first lady?
Tug: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.

View Quote Topper: Colonel, who are they?
Denton: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

View Quote Topper: President Benson.
Tug: No. you're not. I've see him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
Tug: Topper Harley, of course. The son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.

View Quote Topper: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet dog...
Ramada: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

View Quote Topper: We both know you belong with Dexter. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. I'm no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?
Ramada: Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.

View Quote Tug: Cookie?
Denton: No thank you, sir.
Tug: Young lady?
Denton: No thank you, sir.
Tug: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

View Quote Tug: Got you! Listening at the door, uh? Well, Walters. Looks like we've got our saboteur.
Denton: That's your wife, sir.
Tug: Yeah, so it is. Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met. [to Walters] Find out what she knows.

View Quote Tug: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
Tug: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
Tug: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?