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[from the trailer] Hello?
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[having just given a deafening roar to a cheering crowd] I'M TRYING TO SCARE YOU! THE REAL FRANKENSTEIN!
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[heart broken about Johnny] You were right, Dad. The humans hate us.
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[jumps off the diving board] GERONIMO!!
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[rehearsing in front of her mirror] Dad, you said when I turn to 118, I could go out to the world like every adult who likes to come and go from this hotel. [imitates her father, Dracula] "But, Mavey-Wavey, it's not safe! Bleh, bleh-bleh!" [normal voice] Dad, 30 years ago, you promised. I remember, we were both eating mice and you specifically said that you gave me your word!
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[sees Johnny] A human.
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[to the zombies dressed as humans] Oh, hi, humans.
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[upon discovering that Johnny's really a human] Is it true? Are you a human? [Johnny: (guilty) Yeeeeessss. I'm so sorry.] [lovingly hugs him] I don't care! I still wanna be with you.
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[while watching her first sunrise] This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen!
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Dad, I'm allowed to do things. I'm not 83 anymore.
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Here comes the PARTY!
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Hey, kids! Reel it in! You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable!
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I stink at this.
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Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!
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What do you mean... "doesn't exist"?