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[Drac, in bat form, is carrying Johnny and heads out the window]
Johnny: If I put my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear?
Mavis: [suddenly appears] Hi!
Drac: [surprised] Mavey! Wh-what are you doing, my sweet little blood orange? Our friend was just leaving.
Johnny: Yeah, he was flying me out the window.
Drac: [nervously laughs, then takes Johnny back inside] This guy is so funny. [turns into human and moves Johnny away from the window] Oh, look there's something on your face. [to Johnny, in a soft tense tone] Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. [Mavis flies in through the window and turns back into her human form]
Johnny: [amazed] Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat or were they bat-sized?
Mavis: [looking slightly freaked out] Who exactly is that?
Drac: [whimpers while thinking of a lie, then...] Honey bat, you see... it's your birthday, and you know, I want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life, so… well… I... needed some help.
Mavis: You needed help?
Drac: Well, look, I am pretty good, but I thought that it would be even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party.
Mavis: [excited, to Johnny] You're my age?
Johnny: Sure! Uh, well, how old are you?
Mavis: 118.
Johnny: [hysterical] 100 and–!? [Drac elbows him] Ugh! [strained] Yeah, uh… I'm 121.
Mavis: [excited] Really?
Johnny: [nods] Mmm-hmmm.
Drac: [to Mavis] You see? Everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party and he is helping.


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