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[Frank spots Johnny and threateningly advances toward him, and Drac gets in his way]
Frankie: [points at Johnny] Who is that?
Johnny: [whispering to Drac] Are these monsters gonna kill me?
Drac: [whispering to Johnny] Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Johnny: Huh? That's kinda racist.
Drac: We'll talk later.
[Johnny is imitating Frank]
Frank: [to Drac about Johnny] Is… is he making fun of me?
Drac: No, no! Of course not, because he's... [stops Johnny from imitating]
Mavis: He's your cousin, Johnny-stein.
Drac: [playing along] Yes, yes, yes!
Frank: I don't have no cousin.
Drac: No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin, 3 times removed.
Johnny-stein: [holds up his right arm] On your right arm's side.
Frank: [to his right arm] You have a cousin?
Drac: Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother...
Johnny-stein: ...Who married a woman...
Drac: ...Who was... [makes killing gesture]
Johnny-stein: ...For strangling a pig.
Frank: I have pig strangling blood in my arm!? That's kinda cool. [to Johnny] Well, Cuz, great to meetcha. [shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor]
[Mavis giggles]
Griffin: [approaches] So, what brings you here, Johnny?
Johnny: [frightened] Ahh! What was that?! (Oh, you're the Invisible Man, right?)
Griffin: Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat before I speak. (And yes, I am, but... call me "Griffin".) Anyway, what brings you here?
Johnny: [nervous] Oh, uh... Party Planner?
Drac: [playing along] Yes! I've recruited Mister, uh... Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party.
Murray: Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you?
Wayne: Captain Control Freak?
Drac: It's "Count"… and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.
Johnny: Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective. [Dracula glares at him]
Wayne: Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party.
[Zombies sigh]
Frank: So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit.
Johnny: Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out!
[Murray and Frank are singing]
Frank: [singing] Girl, I can't believe it's your big night
[Griffin is playing the drums]
Murray: [singing] Seems like only yesterday, you were eating mosquitos
All: [singing] But now your eating frogs and mice
Frank: [singing] Scarfing them down like Doritos
All: [singing] Tell me, where did the time go, girl?
Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kinda old school.
Drac: Yes, thank you, Johnny.
Johnny: You got to totally tempo things up. Here let me show you. Werewolf man, give me a jam! [Wayne gives him a "jam".] 2, 3, 4! [singing] Vampire girl with the fangy fangsHair real cute with the bangy bangsLittle princess gonna be a queenLegal bat lady turning 118, say 118!
Audience: 118!
Johnny: Yeah! Stage dive! [stage dives to the floor] Awesome!
Mavis: I'm so blown away right now!
Frank: I think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever!
Murray: Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.
Audience: We should do a dance contest.
Drac: We're not doing any of that! We've got to stay on schedule, alright?
Mavis: [to her dad] Alright, Dad! Alright. Johnny, you're coming, too?
Johnny: I don't know. Is it cool with Dracula?
All: Johnny, come with us.

[Frank spots Johnny and threateningly advances toward him, and Drac gets in his way] Frankie : [points at Johnny] Who is that? Johnny : [whispering to Drac] Are these monsters gonna kill me? Drac : [whispering to Johnny] Not as long as they think you're a monster. Johnny : Huh? That's kinda racist. Drac : We'll talk later. [Johnny is imitating Frank] Frank : [to Drac about Johnny] Is… is he making fun of me? Drac : No, no! Of course not, because he's... [stops Johnny from imitating] Mavis : He's your cousin, Johnny-stein. Drac : [playing along] Yes, yes, yes! Frank : I don't have no cousin. Drac : No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin, 3 times removed. Johnny-stein : [holds up his right arm] On your right arm's side. Frank : [to his right arm] You have a cousin? Drac : Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother... Johnny-stein : ...Who married a woman... Drac : ...Who was... [makes killing gesture] Johnny-stein : ...For strangling a pig. Frank : I have pig strangling blood in my arm!? That's kinda cool. [to Johnny] Well, Cuz, great to meetcha. [shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor] [Mavis giggles] Griffin : [approaches] So, what brings you here, Johnny? Johnny : [frightened] Ahh! What was that?! (Oh, you're the Invisible Man, right?) Griffin : Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat before I speak. (And yes, I am, but... call me "Griffin".) Anyway, what brings you here? Johnny : [nervous] Oh, uh... Party Planner? Drac : [playing along] Yes! I've recruited Mister, uh... Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party. Murray : Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you ? Wayne : Captain Control Freak? Drac : It's "Count"… and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful. Johnny : Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective. [Dracula glares at him] Wayne : Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party. [Zombies sigh] Frank : So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit. Johnny : Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out! [Murray and Frank are singing] Frank : [singing] Girl, I can't believe it's your big night [Griffin is playing the drums] Murray : [singing] Seems like only yesterday, you were eating mosquitos All : [singing] But now your eating frogs and mice Frank : [singing] Scarfing them down like Doritos All : [singing] Tell me, where did the time go, girl? Johnny : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kinda old school. Drac : Yes, thank you, Johnny. Johnny : You got to totally tempo things up. Here let me show you. Werewolf man, give me a jam! [Wayne gives him a "jam".] 2, 3, 4! [singing] Vampire girl with the fangy fangsHair real cute with the bangy bangsLittle princess gonna be a queen Legal bat lady turning 118, say 118! Audience : 118! Johnny : Yeah! Stage dive! [stage dives to the floor] Awesome! Mavis : I'm so blown away right now! Frank : I think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever! Murray : Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks. Audience : We should do a dance contest. Drac : We're not doing any of that! We've got to stay on schedule, alright? Mavis : [to her dad] Alright, Dad! Alright. Johnny, you're coming, too? Johnny : I don't know. Is it cool with Dracula? All : Johnny, come with us.