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[Drac and his friends are relaxing in the sauna talking to each other]
Wayne: When's that Johnny kid gonna be done party planning? He's a great hang.
Frank: Yeah, he's an animal, and it was so nice seeing Mavis laughing and hitting it off with him.
Drac: [in denial] Who's hitting what off? Please! Mavis could never be with... someone of his kind.
Frank: I'm sorry. "His kind"? Are you saying our kind's not good enough for you, "your lordship"?
Drac: No, no, no! Frank, I didn't... I meant that she wouldn't be into someone with... uh... such, red, curly hair.
Griffin: [insulted] Uh... What's wrong with red, curly hair?
Drac: Why are you getting upset?
Griffin: [angrily] I have red, curly hair!
Drac: Well, how was I supposed to know that?! [in a later scene; nervous] Look, settle down, fellas. This is all a moot point, because Johnny... He left.
Murray: [surprised] Wait a minute, he left?
Drac: Yes! He decided he didn't like Mavis, or any of us.
Johnny: [falls through the roof after having a romantic scene with Mavis, and lands on Drac's lap; Drac is scared at first, then gives him an angry glare; smiles nervously] Hi…
Frank: Hmm. I guess Johnny had second thoughts.


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