House on Haunted Hill (1999) quotes

31 total quotes

Eddie Baker
Peter Graves
Steven H. Price
Watson Pritchett

View Quote [After Evelyn caught Price when he attempts to leave]
Evelyn Stockard-Price: And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
Steven H. Price: I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.

View Quote [After Price receives a call from Evelyn.]
Channel 3 Reporter: So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price: Neither. My wife.

View Quote [Hearing Melissa's screams from another part of the house]
Evelyn Stockard-Price: Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for.

View Quote [Prichett appears behind Sarah and Eddie after they find a dead body]
Eddie Baker: Holy shit!
Watson Pritchett: Booga booga.

View Quote [Steven Price surprises Eddie, Sara, and Pritchett. Eddie almost shoots Price with his gun]
Eddie Baker: That's a good way to get your head blown off, man!
Steven H. Price: I'll recommend it to Evelyn.

View Quote [Discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone] Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three.

View Quote [to Eddie] Price didn't make the list, the house did... Cause she's a vengeful stupid whore! [kicks the machinery]

View Quote [walks slowly up to Sarah] You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a ****ing house!

View Quote Dr. Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. He out-butchered Bundy, made Manson look meek.

View Quote Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top.

View Quote Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.

View Quote Me and you all three. Woowho, lets boogie.

View Quote Sorry to interrupt. God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now! 'Cuz I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious.

View Quote Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?

View Quote The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a ****ing house!