Human Traffic quotes

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View Quote Jeremy Faxman: Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as ****.

View Quote Koop: [Playing a Jungle Record] This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!

View Quote Lulu: Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally ****ed, egotistical pricks who **** with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy ****in' creamy.

View Quote Nina: I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at any time.

View Quote Jip: How many times have I told ya, get your own ****ing flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.
Moff: [sighs] Where am I gonna go for ****'s sake?
Jip: I dunno. What the **** do you care? As long as it's got a ****ing phone line you're all right ain't ya?
Moff: [laughs] **** off you ****.

View Quote Lulu: Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!
Nina: Yeah! 2 orgasms!

View Quote I'm having sex with music, man. And believe me, I can go all night.

View Quote See ya later Pete, no one gives a **** about ya.

View Quote The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad side of the force.