Vivian Jaffe : Why don't you just tell me what your situation is? Albert Markovski : Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do around here, all right? Vivian Jaffe : Well, we'll investigate and solve your case. Albert Markovski : How? Vivian Jaffe : If you sign a contract we'll follow you. Albert Markovski : You'll spy? Vivian Jaffe : Yes. Albert Markovski: On me? Vivian Jaffe : Yes. Albert Markovski : Will you be spying on me in the bathroom? Vivian Jaffe : Yes. Albert Markovski : In the bathroom? Vivian Jaffe : Yes. Albert Markovski : Why? Vivian Jaffe : There's nothing too small. You know when police find the slightest piece of DNA and build a case on it? If we might see you floss or masturbate that could be the key to your entire reality.

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