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Barry: How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.
Julie: Yeah. Well, only one murder comes to mind.
Barry: [gets really furious] YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
Julie: Yeah. Well, only one murder comes to mind.
Barry: [gets really furious] YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
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Barry: I know what you did last summer?
[sarcastic]
Barry: Ooooooh! What a crock of shit.
[sarcastic]
Barry: Ooooooh! What a crock of shit.
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Ben: You in some kind of trouble, child?
Julie: Yes, yeah. I'm in a lot of trouble.
Ben: That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder... things like that.
Julie: Yes, yeah. I'm in a lot of trouble.
Ben: That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder... things like that.
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Helen: By that time I'll just be finishing my two year contract with Guiding Light, coinciding with your first year as starting quarterback for the Steelers.
Barry: Cowboys.
Helen: Whatever. Then we can elope to Europe, or the Caymans. Wherever, where I'll let you impregnate me with the first of 3 children before you head off to rehab. Then we can live happily, blah blah blah.
Barry: Cowboys.
Helen: Whatever. Then we can elope to Europe, or the Caymans. Wherever, where I'll let you impregnate me with the first of 3 children before you head off to rehab. Then we can live happily, blah blah blah.
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Julie: Barry, stop!
Barry: No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many ****ed up fishermen are out there?
Ray: Look, he's after me too! I got a letter.
Barry: Oh, you got a letter? I got run over! Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a body in her trunk, and you got a letter? That's balanced!
Barry: No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many ****ed up fishermen are out there?
Ray: Look, he's after me too! I got a letter.
Barry: Oh, you got a letter? I got run over! Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a body in her trunk, and you got a letter? That's balanced!
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Julie: Helen, we killed a man and ruined the lives of everyone he knew.
Helen: I don't think we were that powerful, Julie. You're giving us way too much credit.
Helen: I don't think we were that powerful, Julie. You're giving us way too much credit.
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Julie: We need help.
Barry: I'll say. You two should check out a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.
Barry: I'll say. You two should check out a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.
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Ray: Julie, what are you doing here?
Julie: We didn't kill David Egan. It was someone else on the road that night.
Ray: What are you talking about?
Julie: I think it was Susie's father, Ben Willis. He's a fisherman.
Ray: But they found David's body in the water.
Julie: Yeah, I know, but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan!
Ray: Wait a second. You think this Willis guy killed David, then we killed him?
Julie: Yeah, but what if he didn't die, Ray? What if he's still alive?
Ray: This is crazy. Come aboard. Come inside.
Julie: We didn't kill David Egan. It was someone else on the road that night.
Ray: What are you talking about?
Julie: I think it was Susie's father, Ben Willis. He's a fisherman.
Ray: But they found David's body in the water.
Julie: Yeah, I know, but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan!
Ray: Wait a second. You think this Willis guy killed David, then we killed him?
Julie: Yeah, but what if he didn't die, Ray? What if he's still alive?
Ray: This is crazy. Come aboard. Come inside.
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Ray: What can I do for you, Max?
Max: You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face.
Max: You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face.
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Sheriff: Oh, and did this killer use his hook to cut all your hair off?
Helen: No. He used scissors, asshole.
Helen: No. He used scissors, asshole.
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[the killer threatens Julie with his ice hook]
Ben: Happy 4th of July, Julie!
Julie: [terrified] Please, it was an accident!
Ben: I know all about the accidents, and let me give you some advice: When you leave a man for dead, make sure he's REALLY dead!
Ben: Happy 4th of July, Julie!
Julie: [terrified] Please, it was an accident!
Ben: I know all about the accidents, and let me give you some advice: When you leave a man for dead, make sure he's REALLY dead!
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Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me.
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I never knew her breasts were so... ample.
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Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?
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Listen, you little shit-stick-mayberry-ass reject. There's been a murder, and you are going to fry in hell if you ignore it!