CPT Phineas J. Tucker quotes

View Quote Gentlemen, I have a very simple policy. What you shove up your ass is your own business.

View Quote Whenever, whatever. That's the code.

View Quote [When Chuck says he and Larry have always been together, in reference to their shifts in the fire department] So were my balls. Now I only have one of them.

View Quote If these two men are gay then I'm a one-legged parrot. Anybody see me with a crutch and a cracker?

View Quote And most importantly, they showed us that no matter whom we choose to love, be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual, pansexual, transexual, omnisexual or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a ballon, it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people.