Ice Age: Continental Drift quotes

View Quote Gutt: I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
Flynn: And a seal and a kangaroo.

View Quote Gutt: Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to give you the Hand of Friendship.
Manny: That's your foot. [it's revealed that Gutt is standing on his hands]
Gutt: Oh, nothing goes by you, does it?

View Quote Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something - how are you both so happy? Doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: [to Eddie] Can I tell him our secret? [Eddie nods; to Louis] Come here, come here... [Louis leans closer to them] We're very, very... stupid!
Louis: [glares at Crash and Eddie quizzically] But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say, imminent death?
[Pause]
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.
Louis: [sighs] I'm gonna go find Peaches.

View Quote Manny: ELLIE, PEACHES! I'M HERE! PLEASE! She's gotta be here! [no response, Sid, Diego and Granny slump sadly; Manny closes his eyes in despair]
Peaches: [in distance] Dad!
Manny: Wait! Did you hear that?
Diego: Manny.
Manny: No, I heard something! I heard it!
[As they draw closer, a shadow is shown in the fog]
Diego: Is that—?
Manny: Peaches? THERE SHE IS!
Peaches: Dad!
Manny: We're coming, sweetie! Don't move!
Peaches: Daddy!
Manny: Peaches!
[Suddenly, Captain Gutt emerges out of the fog, holding a dagger at Peaches' neck]
Gutt: Welcome home, Daddy!
Peaches: LET GO OF ME!
Gutt: What are the odds? We were just talking about you! You like the new ship? I call her Sweet Revenge!

View Quote Manny: I can't believe this! You slept through that storm?!
Granny: Nah. I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns. [jumps into the ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw!
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades. [oil-rainbow stain appears around her as fish and a shark float up dead]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something! [Manny throws Sid in the water] I got you, Granny.
Granny: [fighting Sid off with her stick] Get off of me!
Sid: [as he gets her back on the ice berg] Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at? [Manny and Diego turn around] A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyeballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.

View Quote Manny: Just keep your eyes on the horizon!
Diego: I can't find the horizon!
Sid: Holy crab! Hold me.

View Quote Peaches: Daddy!
Manny: Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I WILL FIND YOU!
Peaches: [sobbing as she watches her father drift away] Mom, this is all my fault! If I had just—
Ellie: Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?
Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight!
Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met! He'll come back for us. [hugs Peaches] That's a promise.

View Quote Peaches: Oh no, Ethan I am so sorry. I... Wow, you’re even better-looking up close. Phenomenal. I mean...
Ethan: Ugh. You have a twin sister?
Manny: [after catching Peaches hanging out with Ethan when she isn’t allowed to] Am I interrupting something?
Peaches: Dad! Hold on! [nervously tries unclamping her tusks from Ethan]
Ethan: Oh, boy. Okay...
Peaches: Sorry, if I just... Wait, no, you go left.
Ethan: Just move back a bit.
[Manny steps between Ethan and Peaches and forcefully unlocks their tusks]
Manny: You! Keep away from my daughter! [glaring at his daughter] And you, you’re grounded!
Peaches: [tries to protest] But I didn’t do--
Manny: GROUNDED!
Buddy: Loser alert.
Katie: Ouch, that’s her dad.
Steffie: Seriously, that’s embarrassin’.
Meghan: What a freak!
Manny: [Peaches turns to walk away] Peaches! Peaches, come on. Let’s talk about this!
Peaches: How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
Manny: You deliberately went where you weren’t supposed to!
Peaches: [scoffs angrily] You can’t control my life!
Manny: I’m trying to protect you! That’s what fathers do!
Peaches: Well… I wish you weren’t my father!
[Manny is stunned and hurt by her words]
Ellie: [to Manny] She’s just upset, honey. Peaches, it’s not the end of the world.
[suddenly, the ground shook.]
Sid: Whoa, excuse me.
Diego: I don’t think that was you.
[The ice starts to crack]
Ellie: Uh... what was that?
Manny: I don’t know. Stay there. I’ll come to you.
[Manny moves toward Ellie, but, the closer he got, the ice began to break.]

View Quote Peaches: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead… plus 3 days, just to make sure I'm dead.

View Quote Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a saber? You guys are like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we... saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: [pins him down; angrily] Don't call me "Kitty".
Diego: Okay, I won't… [pins her down] ...Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss, I'm gonna puke!

View Quote Sid: [recovering from a lotus berry] I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... like "Hey, I'm not dead", and why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear...?
[Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on]
Granny: I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.
Manny: I'm in. How 'bout you, Diego? Diego? [sees Diego pacing back and forth] Hey, relax, buddy! Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history! C'mon, we're finally heading home!
Diego: I dunno what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm comin' down with something.
Manny: [chuckles] Ohhoho! I know what you've got... the "L word".
Sid: Yeah! Leprosy.
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters. Starts with L, ends with E.
Sid: Aha! Lice!
Manny: No! Diego, my friend, is in love.
Sid: Oh, yeah! Love!
Diego: You mean with the pirate? No.
Sid: Oh, Shira's gotten under your skin! Come on, admit it!
Manny: A rugged saber like you...
Sid: A more rugged saber like her. [laughs]
Diego: No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong! [leaves]
Manny: [he and Sid stare at each other, then burst out laughing] Denial is the clincher! You're in love, pussy cat!
Both: ♪ Diego and Shira, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ♪
Diego: Real mature, guys. Real mature...

View Quote Sid: Ya know. My mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?
Sid: Yes, it was! And even though, things look bad, there's a rainbow around every corner. [the wind begins to blow] And nothing but smooth sailing ahead!
[A storm comes in]
Manny: Smooth sailing, Sid?

View Quote [Captain Gutt and his crew are ordering the enslaved hyraxes in building his new ship]
Gutt: You call this a ship, you miserable runts?
Squint: Yeah, you little runts! Get to work!
Gutt: Faster, you worthless wormy sons of sorry excuses for shark-bait weevils!
Flynn: What did he say?
Silas: I don't know.
Gutt: ...Now, get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown... or I will keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!

View Quote [Manny and Captain Gutt battle on top of the ice mass as a landmass carries them upwards]
Gutt: There's nowhere to run, Manny! [flings the mammoth by his tusks. As the ice hunk they fight on slides towards the sea, Gutt attacks with his bone sword. Manny defends himself with a spear held in his trunk] You know, this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us! [knocks the spear out of Manny's trunk, then swings his sword at the mammoth, barely missing his eye]
Manny: Don't worry! You won't take up much space once I flatten you! [tries to stomp on Gutt, but Gutt pushes him off. Manny charges, but Gutt jumps upwards and swings from vine overhead. Jumping down, he kicks Manny to the edge. The mammoth eyes the nearing ocean.]
Gutt: [holding a log to finish him off] Told ya, tubby! You shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas!
Manny: You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh 11 TONS! [leaps on the end of the ice, catapulting Gutt into the air]
Gutt: NO!
Manny: [catching the log] Bon voyage, Monkey-boy! [bats Gutt, sending him flying into the distance]

View Quote [Shira is alone in her prison; a rustle is heard and she growls]
Diego: Easy, kitty. [pushes a bowl of water to Shira] Water. You need it.
Shira: [pushes the bowl away] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine. Die of thirst. That'll really show me.
Shira: Wait, I'll take it. [Diego pushes the bowl to her again] Thank you.
Diego: You know you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like "drop dead".
Shira: It's a gift. You're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me, I am not soft, okay? I happen to be remorseless assassin.
Sid: Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. [to Shira] He keeps losing them. Hee-hee! [skips away]
Shira: Yeah. I think I'm starting to get why you're not in a pack...
Diego: Listen, I chose to leave my pack, alright?
Shira: Congratulations, warrior princess! So did I.
Diego: Really?
Shira: What?
Diego: Nothing. I just... I know hard that is. Walking away from everything you know.
Shira: Oh, great. What, are we gonna braid each other's fur now?
Diego: Funny. Really funny. Can I tell you difference between you and me?
Shira: I wouldn't still be wearing that necklace?
Diego: Huh? Ugh [takes off the necklace] No. We both might have wanted out of a pack life, but at least I didn't trade one pack for another. I got something more.
Shira: Oh yeah? What's that?
Diego: A herd
Shira: What's the difference?
Diego: We have each other's backs.
Shira: Gutt has my back! I'm his first mate!
Diego: Really? 'Cause I don't see Gutt sending out any search parties for ya.
Shira: You know, you won't beat him. Your big furry friend over there? [motions to Manny] He has no idea what he's up against.
Diego: Yeah, but neither does Gutt.