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Buck: Everybody stop! (sniffs the air) I smell something. (stabs a tuft of fur with his knife, and smells it] It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off... (smells the fur again) ...And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!
Diego: Florida.
Buck: Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of plum... half eaten carcass... hunk of... ugh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... a vegetable.
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent... or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah and where's the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, all right. Good point. Theory 2: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable.
Manny: Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Buck: [thinks a moment] Hmm... 3 months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! [makes a face] An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.


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