President Camacho quotes
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So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.
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Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.
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I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
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Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.