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Malcolm Tucker: NO, YOU RELAX! I don't need ****ing acupuncture, I'll ****ing acupuncture you. I'll come over there and I'll give you a ****ing acupuncture treatment, you'll end up looking like the guy from Hellraiser and I'll ****ing take a phonebook and bash it against your face! You'll look like a ****ing leper's hairbrush! Don't you dare ever tell me— you relax! I don't need your scented candles, I'll send you a ****ing scented candle stuck in the end of a ****ing petrol bomb! You'll be ****ing burnt to death but you'll smell of ****ing sandalwood!


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