Captain Steven Hiller quotes
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Look, I really don't think they flew ninety billion light-years to come down here and start a fight, and get all rowdy.
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No, sir, I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all.
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Knights we are ready free. Knight one FOX 3!
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Oh, no. You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!
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That's right! That's right! [He is pulled back by his tangle parachute] Get off me! Get off me! [Frees himself] That's what you get! Look at you! Ship all banged up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man?! Wait until I get another plane! I'm lining all your friends up right beside you!
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[punches the alien as it emerges semi-consciously from its spaceship] Welcome to Earth!
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Now that's what I call a close encounter.
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Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But noooo. You got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass, through the burnin' desert, with your dreadlocks (tentacles) sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad…and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! [screams and kicks the alien] I could've been at a BARBECUE! But I ain't mad.
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[Remembers at the last moment to grab two cigars] Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing.
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I have GOT to get me one of these!
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That's right say hello to the earthling!
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[Just before launching a nuke at the alien] Peace!
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We’re not hit! We’re not hit! Stop side-seat driving!
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WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Elvis has left the building!
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[To Dylan, looking at the exploding alien ship] Didn't I promise you fireworks?