Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quotes

View Quote Colonel Dovchenko: [last words, spoken in Russian] HELP ME!!!

View Quote Harold Oxley: [Repeated Line] Henry Jones, Junior!

View Quote Harold Oxley: How much of human life is lost in waiting.

View Quote Jocks: Get that greaser!

View Quote Mac: [The driver of the car he is in is playing Chicken with Indy] Don't get clever, Boris. You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know!

View Quote Mac: JONESY! [Indy punches him in the face]

View Quote Marion Ravenwood-Williams: Get your hands off of me, you rotten, Ruskii son of a bitch! Indiana Jones. About time you showed up! [Then walks straight past him to hug Mutt]

View Quote Colonel Dovchenko: You recognize building, yes?
[Indy looks over to the Russians dragging away the dead American soldiers they killed]
Indy: Drop dead. [Dovchenko punches him] I'm sorry, I meant drop dead, comrade.

View Quote Indy: [surrounded by Russian soldiers after getting pulled out of the sandpit by Mutt] Thanks, Ox...
Oxley: [points at the Russians] Help.

View Quote Indy: [to Mutt] Marion Ravenwood is your mother?!
Marion: Oh, for God's sake, Indy! It's not that hard.
Indy: Well, I know. I just thought -
Marion: That I would never have a life after you left.
Indy: No, I didn't mean--
Marion: I had a really good life.
Indy: Well, that's fine--
Marion: A damn good, really good life!
Indy: Well so have I!
Marion: Really? You still living in a trail of human wreckage or have you retired?
Indy: Why, you're looking for a date?
Marion: With anyone but you!
Irina: So Dr. Jones, you will help us? [Dovchenko ****s a pistol and points it at Marion's back] A simple 'Yes' will do.
Indy: Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion: Not like you did any better.
Indy: Same old, same old...

View Quote Indy: Be careful, you might get exactly what you wish for.
Irina: I usually do.

View Quote Indy: Compass. I need a compass. You know, North, South, East -
Mac: West.

View Quote Indy: Crystal isn't magnetic.
Mutt: Neither is gold.

View Quote Indy: Dance on your own dime, will ya?
Mutt: Ow! A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indy: How big?
Mutt: Huge!
Indy: Good.
Mutt: Good?!
Indy: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. A small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.

View Quote Indy: How did Deidre take the news?
Dean Stanforth: How does any wife take such things? The look on her face was a combination of pride and panic.
Indy: I never should have doubted you, my friend.
Dean Stanforth: No, you have reason to question your friends these days. You know, I barely recognize this country anymore; the government has us seeing Communists in our soup.
Indy: Brutal couple of years, huh, Charlie? [Part of the "Henry Jones theme" from the previous film plays as Indy looks at pictures of Marcus Brody and Henry Jones Senior] First Dad, then Marcus.
Dean Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.