Inspector Gadget quotes

View Quote John Brown: Attention! Driver of the black limo attatched to the Yahoo! billboard, this is secuirty officer John Brown get out with you hands up immediately or... Else!
Sanford Scolex: Fine work, Mr. Security Guard. You got me. Here, have a victory cigar.
John Brown: No, thanks.
Sanford Scolex: Remember, smoking kills!
John Brown: I don't smoke.
Sanford Scolex: Oh, really? You will now.
(The explosive cigar explodes on Officer John Brown)

View Quote Kramer: I've pretty much completed Prometheus per your specifications. And I must say the likeness is really quite convincing.
Dr. Claw: Good. Imitation is a serious form of flattery, Kramer.
Kramer: Isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's private data?
Dr. Claw: Yes. I tapped into her files and stole her research.
Kramer: Why would you do that?
Dr. Claw: (mocking) Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
(Dr. Claw pinches Dr. Kramer's nose)
Dr. Claw: Kramer, don't look so numb plus.

View Quote Kramer: Well, anywho, captain, sir, Mr. Claw, I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle so I have managed to design a few interchangable options.
Dr. Claw: Very clever, Kramer.
Sykes: (mocking) Very clever, Kramer.
Dr. Claw: Very clever, indeed.
Kramer: Well, first we have the opera hand; For those special nights out. And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food so I made you a sushi hand. See there? Tasty. Also, I don't remember if you enjoyed that medieval fair but...
Dr. Claw: Kramer, that's enough. (to Sykes) Sykes, bring on the foot.
(Dr. Claw closes the case, pinning Kramer's hand)

View Quote Penny: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?
John Brown: Everytime I close my eyes. How was school?
Penny: Fine. Don't forget tommorow is the day parents come over to talk about their careers.
John Brown: Oh, I have.

View Quote Penny: This is the lastest watch. It's a radio, tv, and even a phone. Testing, testing. Brain, say something. Over.
Brain: Brain is not here. Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. Woof.

View Quote Penny: Uncle John, I love you, but I think you have a loose wire.
(Gadgetmobile laughs. Scolex Industries truck appears)
Penny: Uh, what about that?
Inspector Gadget: Scolex Industries.
Gadgetmobile: Hello! Finally, there's a detective in the house.
Inspector Gadget: Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot then scolex murdered Dr... Oh no. Brenda.

View Quote Penny: What about me?
Gadgetmobile: You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that's an arm rest not a chew toy!

View Quote RoboGadget: Do you know how to dance?
Inspector Gadget: Well, I've been taking lessons a long ago and...
RoboGadget: Shut up and dance!
(RoboGadget unleashes two machine guns)

View Quote RoboGadget: Hey, why did you do that? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common. It's just that I have nicer teeth. We should be working together, be partners. Together, you and I could rule the world.
Inspector Gadget: You should have quit while you were ahead.
(Inspector Gadget tosses RoboGadget's head to the river)

View Quote How about I say "In the name of justice"?

View Quote Just Claw. One word. Like Madonna

View Quote Stop the car, Sykes. I wanna enjoy this.

View Quote Sykes, release the remote control robots now.

View Quote This Is Not Good-Bye. I'll Get You Next Time, Gadget! I'll Get You!

View Quote Well, if it isn't that annoying security guard from the incident.