Dr. Claw
Not bad, Kramer. Not bad at all. This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of field and I'm diabolical. I deserve a dashing appelatian.
Kramer
A dashing appelatian? What is that, a hillbilly with a tuxedo?
Dr. Claw
No, you idiot! It's a nickname, one that send my enemies cowering in fear. Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sykes
How about Captain Claw?
Dr. Claw
No, no, no, no.
Kramer
Or Santa Claw.
Dr. Claw
Just Claw. One word like Madonna.
