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Villager: I was walkin' home to me lunch, sir, when, all of a sudden, something takes hold of me hat and throws it in the pond.
Insp. Bird: How many drinks did you have on your way home?
Villager: Only a couple, sir. That's all.
Insp. Bird: A couple of drinks and a gust of wind. So much for you!


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