Tony Stark quotes

View Quote Yes and no. March and I had scheduling conflicts, but luckily December was twins. [when asked if he went 12-for-12 with the Maxim Girls]

View Quote They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. I present to you the newest in Stark Industries' Freedom line. Find an excuse to let one of these [Jericho missiles] off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves. [a Jericho launches and heads for the mountains in the distance] Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration…[the Jericho's warheads detonate and kick up a fast-moving shock wave]…the Jericho.

View Quote Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?

View Quote [referencing the high tech drink provider] I'll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of $500 million or more. To peace!

View Quote This is the fun-vee. The humdrum-vee is back there.

View Quote Organize a press conference. I want a press conference and I want an American Cheeseburger. Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first.

View Quote Gonna start out nice and easy, using 10% percent thrust capacity, achieve lift…in 3…2…1…[does a spectacular backwards somersault straight into a wall, gets sprayed with a fire extinguisher by one of his robots]

View Quote [to one of his robots] If you douse me again and I'm not actually on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

View Quote [to the fire extinguisher robot] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.

View Quote [as the fire extinguisher robot is looking like it's about to spray him]] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

View Quote Yeah. I can fly. [after finally mastering the art of controlling the flight stabilizers]

View Quote Sometimes you've gotta run before you can walk.

View Quote [After a successful test flight with the Mark II Suit] Kill power. [Suit shuts off and he crashes back down through the roof and ground floor to his workshop; a robot then sprays a fire extinguisher on him]

View Quote I'm working on something big.

View Quote You look great, Hef. [said to Stan Lee]

View Quote Give me a Scotch. I'm starving.

View Quote [After locating and dumping the leader of a terrorist cell in front of the people he had been terrorizing; in a deep, synthesized voice] He's all yours.

View Quote [Pepper Potts sees him trying to get out of his armor with the assistance of various robots] Let's face it. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

View Quote [to robot] Good boy.

View Quote [reading the newspaper] Iron Man? That's kinda catchy. Not technically accurate, since it's a gold titanium alloy, but…

View Quote I'm just not the hero type, clearly. What, with this laundry list of character defects and all the mistakes I've made, largely publicly.

View Quote The truth is…I am Iron Man.