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Michael: Okay, I want to know whose cup this is. Quinn?
Quinn: Umm, it's not mine.
Lindy: We don't know whose it is.
Michael: Then explain to me why this smudge here matches your lipstick.
Lindy: That could be anybody's lipstick!
Michael: Not really.
Lindy: For instance, Quinn asked me if she could try my lipstick... not that I'm saying it's hers, of course...
Quinn: [profoundly disappointed] Oh, Lindy...
Michael: [not buying it for a second] Come on, Lindy.
Lindy: Please, Michael, I've never done anything like this before, I swear. I don't even like to drink. It's just I have this migraine...
Michael: I'm gonna have to let you go.


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