Ellie : I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband. Peter : Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya about that. I registered as Mr. and Mrs. Ellie : Oh, you did...Well, what am I expected to do? Leap for joy? Peter : I kinda half expected you to thank me. Ellie : Your ego is absolutely colossal. Peter : Yeah, yep. Not bad. How's yours? Ellie : You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley is an amateur. Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this? Peter : Hey now, wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. You're just a headline to me. Ellie : A headline? You're not a newspaper man are you? Peter : Chalk up one for your side.

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