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Mr. Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your phylum, class, order, genus and species!
Mr. Centipede: Say it in English!
Mr. Grasshopper: You, sir, are an ass!
James: Where are we? What's going on?
Mr. Grasshoppper: I found this dime-store timmy asleep at the helm! Now we're lost!
Mr. Centipede: We are not lost!
Mr. Grasshopper: Then where are we?
Mr. Centipede: Somewhere north! Or possibly very, very far south.
Mr. Grasshopper: What's your latitude? What's your longitude?
Mr. Centipede: Hey, hey, hey! That's personal, bub!


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