[believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles] Jason Biggs : You're doubling me, obviously. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. James Van Der Beek : Bob. Jason Biggs : Right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. James Van Der Beek : Jay. ****, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jason Biggs : There's a script? James Van Der Beek : Listen, Potzer! Jason Biggs : There's a script for this movie? James Van Der Beek : You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. A day. Jason Biggs : **** you and your Dawson's Crap! Go to hell, Pacey! Go to hell! James Van Der Beek : At least call me by the right ****ing character.

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