Jeepers Creepers quotes

40 total quotes

Darry Jenner
Jezelle Hartman
Other
The Cat Lady
Trish Jenner

View Quote [Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house]
Darry: Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on.
Trish: You don't wanna get help?
Darry: Help from who?
Trish: Let's just use the phone.
Darry: And call who?
Trish: I don't know.
Darry: And tell them what?
Trish: I don't know!
Darry: "Hey, bum-**** police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"

View Quote [to Darry] You look like you just crawled out of a sewer.

View Quote [to Sergent Tubbs] You've got missing persons and a fire in the next county, go do something useful!

View Quote [to Trish and Darry] You've got something it likes... one of you.

View Quote Dying Boy: ...H-h-h-ide...

View Quote Every 23rd Spring for 23 days it gets to...eat...

View Quote Get a load of that nasty old thing. What is that, the vehicle choice of assholes and ****ing serial killers?

View Quote Have you seen the cats yet?

View Quote I don't know if its a demon or a devil...or just some hungry thing from some dark place in time...I just know that it's not gonna stop coming after you, or anyone else it wants to. Once it has the scent of something it likes...It can't, it can't stop.

View Quote I think Its eaten too many hearts for Its own to ever stop...

View Quote I'm so scared Trish.

View Quote It dresses like a man, but only to hide that it's not.

View Quote It eats lungs so it can breath, it eats eyes so it can see. Whatever it eats...becomes a part of it.

View Quote It needs to scare you. There's something in fear, something it can smell. Something that tells it if there's anything inside someone that it might...like.

View Quote Officer: [The Creepers shows it's wing-like mandibles and skin flaps and screeches] What in the holy mammal?