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Mr. Spaceley: What'll I do? What'll I do? I can lick this problem, but how? Think, Spacely, think. First I need someone to replace that Throttlebottom. But who? [yells into the intercom] Gertrude!
Gertrude: [she comes in] Yes, Mr. Spacely?
Mr. Spaceley: Take a problem. [Gertrude begins typing] We need one: A worker who's total loyalt is to Spacely Sprockets. And, of course, to me: President, CEO, and all-around sweetiepie. Two: someone expendable. [his image comes up on Gertrude's computer screen] Very funny. Three: Smoeone who will work for peanuts. Four: Not too bright. And Five: Someone who can push a button. That's it! Ok, what have you got?
Gertrude: It's thinking, Mr. Spacely. It's thinking. [the screen flashes a lot of images until it comes to George's picture]
Mr. Spaceley: Jetson? I wouldn't choose Jetson even if Spacely Sprockets was going bankrupt! If I needed a transfusion! If I lost my stockholders! My home! If I were penniless! [calms down] Penniless?
Gertrude: He is expendable.
Mr. Spaceley: Perfect!


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