“I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a...” – Joe, Joe Versus the Volcano ... Movie Quotes Database

Joe

[as they are about to kiss]

I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano.

Patricia

What?

Joe

You're not going to make me say that again, are you?

In this scene

Joe Banks Tom Hanks More Joe quotes →

Patricia Graynamore Meg Ryan More Patricia quotes →

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