John Q. Archibald : Who was driving? Mitch Quigley : Huh? John Q. Archibald : The car. Who was driving? Mitch Quigley : I was. What's that got to do with anything? John Q. Archibald : Why's your girl all banged up and you're not? Mitch Quigley : [shows light scratches on arm] What do you call this? [Lester laughs.] Mitch Quigley : What are you laughing at? Lester Matthews : Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death. Mitch Quigley : Screw you man. This shit hurts. Julie Byrd : His airbag went off and mine didn't. John Q. Archibald : What kind of car do you drive? Mitch Quigley : Mercedes 500. John Q. Archibald : You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year? Mitch Quigley : 1986. It's a classic. John Q. Archibald : Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988. Lester Matthews : [laughs] Busted!

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