Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon quotes
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I'm the old, fat dude!
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
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You've got to have eyes in the back of your– [Gets eaten by a snake]
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Weaknesses: Heat, sun and sand.
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HOW IS THIS GUY A CHARACTER IN AN ADVENTURE GAME?!
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Will you look at me? I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? [Ruby Roundhouse: You read the map.] I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one.
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At least I got rid of that stupid hat. Now I got this stupid hat.