Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon quotes
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Oh, my god, these things are crazy!
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Later, dude.
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It's okay, you can handle this. In real life, people love you, You can hook up with anyone you want. [Ruby Roundhouse: Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?] Can you not judge me for, like, two seconds? I split up with Noah, I turned into a guy, and I cannot find my phone! I am allowed to be upset!
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Oh, my God, you guys, there is, like, literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis! [Ruby Roundhouse: No thanks.]
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Wow, wow, wow! Oh, this is so much easier!
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[Ruby Roundhouse: I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.] I did that once. They sent me to the office. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship.
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That is insane.
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YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?!
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"When you see me, begin the climb."
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"When you see the elephant, begin the climb."
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That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place.
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Hey, guys, this does not look like a piece of a map.
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I want Alex to come home, too.
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Maybe we're all in a coma.
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NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man.
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What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji.
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Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?
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The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane.
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Wait a second, where's my phone?
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Guys, I think it's a staring contest.
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Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do.
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Remember, you're the missing piece.
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Does anyone know how to do CPR?