Jumanji quotes
24 total quotesAlan Parrish
Judy Shepherd
Peter Shepherd
Sarah Whittle
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Alan Parrish: [in terror] "A hunter from the darkest wild... makes you feel just like a child."
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
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Judy Shepherd: A law of Jumanji has been broken. It will set back more than your token.
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.
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Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampetts have a yard sale?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampetts have a yard sale?
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Peter Shepherd: His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move posthaste.
Judy Shepherd: I don't like the sound of that.
Judy Shepherd: I don't like the sound of that.
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Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
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Young Alan Parrish: I guess I'm not ready for Cliffside, then!
Sam Parrish: We're taking you there next Sunday! And I don't want to hear another word about it!
Young Alan Parrish: You won't! I'm never talking to you again!
Sam Parrish: We're taking you there next Sunday! And I don't want to hear another word about it!
Young Alan Parrish: You won't! I'm never talking to you again!
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Young Alan Parrish: Maybe I don't want to be a Parrish.
Sam Parrish: Not till you start acting like one.
Sam Parrish: Not till you start acting like one.
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A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.
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At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
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Beware of the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.
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Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.
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Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!
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Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon in your lagoon.
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I got it! Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench.