Jurassic Park quotes

View Quote [on his hacker system] Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah. Ah ah ah. Ah ah ah....

View Quote [Realizing the raptors have broken out from their cage] The shutdown must have turned off all the fences. Dammit, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences.

View Quote [Repeated line] Hold on to your butts.

View Quote [Repeated line] Spared no expense.

View Quote [Responding to a non-impressed 10-year old] Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this- a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no... He slashes at you here, [makes slashing motions below the child's chest] or here... [above the groin] Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

View Quote [To a Dilophosaurus which appears to be stupid according to Dennis' logic] No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.

View Quote [To Grant] She said I should ride with you because... it would be good for you.

View Quote [To himself, after seeing a dinosaur] We're going to make a fortune with this place.

View Quote [To Lex, after a goat is released into a T. rex paddock in order to feed the T-Rex] What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?

View Quote [Upon being called a mathematician] Chaotician, actually. Chaotician.

View Quote [upon seeing a dinosaur for the first time; referring to Hammond] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

View Quote [While the fences begin to fail all over Jurassic park] The raptor fences aren't out, are they?

View Quote All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.

View Quote Anybody hear that? It's a, uh... it's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.

View Quote Are those meat-eating, uh... meat-a-sauruses?