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View Quote Avengers assemble, asshole.
View Quote Dave, your father loved you. Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts. But maybe-maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? "This is your life. You got to live it." Now help me find some pliers. I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick.
View Quote Game on, ****s.
View Quote Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.
View Quote Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!
View Quote Hence forth I'll be known as The Mother****er!
View Quote I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
View Quote I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!
View Quote I'm here to end Kick-Ass!
View Quote Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.
View Quote My superpower is that I'm rich as shit.
View Quote No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to **** Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.
View Quote Pull over, Pukeface!
View Quote There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.
View Quote This 15 year old girl just owned your ass.