Dave: I wanna team up, like Batman and Robin.
Mindy: Nobody wants to be Robin.
Dave: What's wrong with Robin? Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
Mindy: Robin wishes he was me.
Dave: What I'm trying to say is, we should be partners. You and me, like the Dynamic Duo.
Mindy: I'm in the NFL, Dave. You play pee-wee.
Dave: So, train me. I wanna walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero. Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you wanna know someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?
[Pause]
Mindy: And you'll do anything I say?
Dave: Anything.
[Cut to Dave and Mindy in her training room]
Mindy: Hit me.
Dave: You're a fifteen-year-old girl... [Mindy slaps him] What the hell?
Mindy: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
Dave: Oh, God.
Mindy: Nobody wants to be Robin.
Dave: What's wrong with Robin? Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
Mindy: Robin wishes he was me.
Dave: What I'm trying to say is, we should be partners. You and me, like the Dynamic Duo.
Mindy: I'm in the NFL, Dave. You play pee-wee.
Dave: So, train me. I wanna walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero. Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you wanna know someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?
[Pause]
Mindy: And you'll do anything I say?
Dave: Anything.
[Cut to Dave and Mindy in her training room]
Mindy: Hit me.
Dave: You're a fifteen-year-old girl... [Mindy slaps him] What the hell?
Mindy: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
Dave: Oh, God.
Dave : I wanna team up, like Batman and Robin.
Mindy : Nobody wants to be Robin.
Dave : What's wrong with Robin? Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
Mindy : Robin wishes he was me.
Dave : What I'm trying to say is, we should be partners. You and me, like the Dynamic Duo.
Mindy : I'm in the NFL, Dave. You play pee-wee.
Dave : So, train me. I wanna walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero. Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you wanna know someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?
[Pause]
Mindy : And you'll do anything I say?
Dave : Anything.
[Cut to Dave and Mindy in her training room]
Mindy : Hit me.
Dave : You're a fifteen-year-old girl... [Mindy slaps him] What the hell?
Mindy : Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
Dave : Oh, God.
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