Kicking and Screaming quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.

View Quote [to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.

View Quote [To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

View Quote Cookie Man?

View Quote Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.

View Quote How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.

View Quote I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

View Quote I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.

View Quote I think I'm gonna switch back to briefs.

View Quote If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

View Quote It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.

View Quote Oh, I've been to Prague.

View Quote Prague... you'll come back a bug...

View Quote There's also that dark side to the nose ring.

View Quote There's food in the beer!