Lou Ford quotes

View Quote [voiceover] Out here you say yes ma'am an no ma'am to anything with a skirt on. Out here if you catch a man with his pants down you apologize, even if you have to arrest him afterwards. Out here you're a man and a gentleman or you aren't anything at all. And god help you if you're not.

View Quote I got a foot on both sides of the fence. They were put there early, and they stayed put. I can't move. I can't jump. All I can do is wait until I split, right down the middle.

View Quote Nothing relieves tension like a good spanking!

View Quote Striking at people that way is almost as good as the other, the real way. The way I'd fought to forget—and had almost forgot—until I met her.