Ben Stone quotes
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Was your vagina drunk?! Did you think it's the thinnest condom on Earth I have on, I'm a ****ing inventor?! I made a dick-skin condom?! "He hollowed out a penis and put it on." What the ****?!
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You know what? I know this isn't you talking, it's your hormones, but I would just like to say, "**** you, hormones! You are a crazy bitch, hormones!" Not Alison, hormones. **** 'em. It's a girl, buy some pink shit.
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Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
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You don't know who Doc Brown is? He invented the DeLorean.
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You are a funny mother****er man. Jesus, how can you fight with him? Look at his face, I just want to kiss it.
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If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
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It cures everything. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just got high. It still clicks, but it's cool.
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Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
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I will **** my bong. Doggy-style, for once. (gives Alison the middle finger as he walks out of the OB/GYN office)
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(with a gas mask with an attached bong to his face) I am your stoner!
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That my friend, is how you get pink eye.
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(In Alison's bed) **** off, Martin!
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I'll see you later. (to Alison at the first bar encounter) No I won't, 'cause I'm a pussy.