Landlady quotes
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How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
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[To tailor] What's with the red underwear?
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You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
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[on Sing's new kung fu skills] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. [pause] More likely a stuntman.