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[Jack is looking for a truck to take him and Vera]
Jack: Heading west?
Trucker: [staring at Vera] Yeah.
Jack: Can you take some more cargo?
Trucker: Is she afraid of mice?
Jack: [frustrated] Are you hauling mice?
Jack: Heading west?
Trucker: [staring at Vera] Yeah.
Jack: Can you take some more cargo?
Trucker: Is she afraid of mice?
Jack: [frustrated] Are you hauling mice?
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Finally, I got over it.
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I must be in love, I just lied about my sign.
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I'm a motivator, not a physical therapist.
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Okay I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is it's all downhill from here. The bad news is you're going to carry me.
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You don't do that to me! You don't do that to Tip Tucker and his Tip-Top Trucking!
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You know, they say an elephant never forgets. But what they don't tell you is that you never forget an elephant.