Sam the Lion quotes
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Chicken-fry me a steak. And try to use meat this time.
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121 to 14. Must be pretty near a record...I reckon ya all need glasses.
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[to Duane and Sonny, as they are leaving for a weekend in Mexico] You'd better take some for some insurance. Take money below that border - it sorta melts sometimes...And try not to drink too much of that buggy water...You catch the clap - you'll wish you hadn't drunk nothin'. Oh well, we'll see ya.