Schmendrick the Magician quotes
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I am Schmendrick, the Magician, the last of the Red Hot Swamis!
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It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.
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You deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of aid of a second-rate pickpocket.
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Be rary of wousing a wizard's wrath — rousing a rizard's — Be wary of making a magician angry! If I chose, I could turn you into a frog!
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Magic, do as you will! Magic, do as you will!
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Oh, God! I'm engaged to a Douglas fir!
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After transforming the tree he was tied to.
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Haggard has them all now, drifting on the waves to his delight. All but one, and that one is the Lady Amalthea.
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Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back.
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She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales, and books are written by rabbits.
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There are no happy endings because nothing ever ends.