Layer Cake quotes

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Eddie Temple
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View Quote XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes."
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?"
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, **** off then.

View Quote [About Duke] He's a ****ing maniac, a relic, a throwback. Belongs to the Dark Ages, Gene.

View Quote Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, ****ing billions. Recreational Drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay while the sun shines.

View Quote But as some roman general once said: If you seek peace, plan for war.

View Quote England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends

View Quote I mean, it's like selling anything: washing machines, handmade shoes, blow jobs. As long as you don't take the piss, people will always come back for more.

View Quote I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.

View Quote I've checked you out, son. You're a smart lad. But you keep very, very bad company

View Quote Life is so ****ing good, I can taste it in my spit.

View Quote My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.

View Quote Opera Tonight. The damnation of Faust. Man sells his soul to the devil. All ends in tears, these arrangements usually do.

View Quote Somebody's about to get a ****ing slapping!

View Quote The art of good business is being a good middleman.

View Quote This shit is out of control. You sort it out, or I'll sort you out.

View Quote When I was born, the world was a far simpler place. It was all just cops and robbers.