Layer Cake quotes

31 total quotes

Eddie Temple
Morty
Other
XXXX

View Quote You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

View Quote Jimmy Price: "Details, details. Things to do. Things to get done. Don't bother me with details, just tell me when they're done." Who said that, son?
XXXX: Winston Churchill?
Jimmy Price: Close. No, I said it. James Lionel Price.

View Quote Dragan: Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.

View Quote The art of good business is being a good middleman.

View Quote Opera Tonight. The damnation of Faust. Man sells his soul to the devil. All ends in tears, these arrangements usually do.

View Quote Tammy: Patience, darling. All good things come to those who wait.

View Quote XXXX: That's a very expansive question.
Jimmy Price: Expansive? [laughs] Tell me son, are you a homosexual? The day was when only homosexual's used words like "expansive". You're not a homosexual are you? Not behind in your rent?

View Quote Shanks: But he got unlucky because this lot are wanted for ****in' war crimes! Mass murder, ethnic cleansin'. They're lunatics! They're wanted by the United ****ing Nations.

View Quote Crazy Larry: ****ing females is for poofs!

View Quote Duke: Oh, you give a ****in' asprin a headache, pal!

View Quote Tammy: Oooh it's fresh this morning. Look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers.

View Quote Jimmy Price: You know why people like you can't leave this business? Because you make too much money for people like me.

View Quote Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, ****ing billions. Recreational Drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay while the sun shines.

View Quote Gene: [to XXXX] This what being a gangster gets you. You're not in there 'cause I like you.
Morty: I'm beginning to feel left out.
Gene: Why? I seem to recall a friend of yours in intensive care after your little... reunion.

View Quote Gene: If you have to kill a person, never ever tell a living soul.