Liar Liar quotes

56 total quotes

Fletcher Reede
Max Reede

View Quote I'm on my knees in a nine hundred dollar suit!

View Quote I'm so glad my gift could bring them closer together. My plan to completely phase myself out is almost complete!

View Quote It's... THE CLAW!!!

View Quote Oh God, how am I going to get out of this? Think...Think [bashes his head on the wall] Oww-ee [he thinks] Oww-ee! [proceeds to beat himself up]

View Quote The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.

View Quote The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The Goddamn pen is blue!

View Quote What is WRONG with me? I'm getting what I deserve. I'm reaping what I sow. I'm...

View Quote Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message? [yells] Wake up, sisters! There is nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!

View Quote Why don't you go play in the office a minute. Sue someone for everything they've got. Maybe you send a fax to one of your girlfriends!

View Quote [Leaving a lift full of people grimacing] It was me!

View Quote [To his ex-wife's partner] Jerry? Enjoy my wife? Eh? Ahhh! [nods knowingly]