Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote Stitch: My--
Jumba: Mother--
Stitch: Told--
Jumba: Me--
Stitch: You

View Quote Stitch: Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: "Nobody gets left behind".
Stitch: Or forgotten. Yeah. [to Jumba] Hey! Jumbu-ki jabbi!

View Quote Stitch: Yu Porma dissy!
Jumba: Leave my mother out of this!

View Quote Stitch: [Coughs] Meega nala quista!
Audience: [gasps]
Council Woman: So naughty!
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!

View Quote Stitch: ALOHA!
Capt. Gantu: You're vile! You're foul! You're FLAWED! [smashes hand on Stitch]
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!

View Quote Stitch: I like fluffy!

View Quote [David has just asked Nani out and Nani refused]
Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

View Quote [In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.

View Quote [Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog, though they end up getting Stitch under the impression that he is a dog]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!

View Quote [Nani and Lilo are in the process of adopting Stitch from the animal shelter]

View Quote [Sitich has bitten Pleakley's head]
Pleakley [in disguise as a woman] All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay.

View Quote [Stitch grabs the plasma cannon]
Stitch: Ha!
[Jumba shoves a carrot in the barrel before it can go off]

View Quote [After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!

View Quote [After narrowly missing Pleakley with a thrown weapon] You always get in the way!

View Quote [After shaking up a pickle jar stuffed with 'spoon voodoo dolls'] ...My friends need to be punished.