The Little Rascals quotes

View Quote (at Spanky's house) Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Mr. McFarland: I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
(at Alfalfa's house) Mr. Switzer: I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
Spanky: Darn!
(at Spanky's house) Alfalfa: Darn!

View Quote A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?

View Quote Alfalfa: [Discovers the list of things to do that Spanky and his friends wrote] Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky! It's his fault Darla hates me!

View Quote Alfalfa: [running through town in only his underwear] Things couldn't possibly get any worse! [runs straight into Butch and Woim] Oh, then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Woim: Nice tan!
Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Yeah, uh! See ya!

View Quote Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
The Rascals: (laughing)
Spanky: It's just a hole in the tent.

View Quote Alfalfa: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts.

View Quote Buckwheat: [delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla] Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit.

View Quote Buckwheat: [Uh-Huh is inside a smelly garbage can] Hey, Uh-huh. Does it stink in there?
Uh-huh: Uh-huh!

View Quote Buckwheat: Hey, my mom's here!
Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!

View Quote Buckwheat: We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

View Quote Buckwheat: We're goin’ to the race. We're going to win first place, and you have an ugly face!
[Buckwheat points at Porky; Porky giggles happily]

View Quote Spanky: Hey!
Froggy: Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
Spanky: That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
(the other Rascals agree) Alfalfa: Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
Spanky: All 'my fault?!
Froggy: You torched the clubhouse.
Spanky: And it's all my fault? Say, you're supposed to be guardin’ the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa: Re-lax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! (runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there) It was right here.
Spanky: Well, where is it?
Stymie: Boy, you're messin’ up left and right.
Spanky: That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of! Rascal 1: Me, too! Alfalfa: Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball! Spanky: (gasps) Alfalfa: If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph! (storms off) Rascal 2: Good! Rascal 3: What a wimp! Rascal 4: Yeah! (a bubble comes out of Alfalfa's butt, causing the Rascals to laugh)

View Quote Spanky: Hey, everybody. Uh-Huh’s learned a new word!
Uh-huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
[Petey barks]
Everyone: Oh tay!! (cheering)
Spanky: Well, I guess things just have to change sometimes.

View Quote Stymie: [to Spanky]: You only make a once in a lifetime buddy. Once in a lifetime.

View Quote Stymie: I… Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
[Porky then recites this with the other Rascals]