Country Cousin quotes

View Quote Uh-heh! Kissed a cow.

View Quote Folks, confidentially, I'm not the real grandma. I'm the wolf, see? Now, I'm supposed to eat Red Riding Hood all up, but I ain't a-gonna do it. All I'm going to do is chase her and catch her and kiss her and hug her and love her and hug her and... [giggle fit]