Little Shop of Horrors (1986) quotes

View Quote Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: I beg your pardon?
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Tuey! You talked! You opened up your - trap, your thing, you said--
Audrey II: Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now!
Seymour: I can't!
Audrey II: I'm starvin'!
Seymour: Look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one,
Audrey II: More, more, more, more, more!
Seymour: There isn't any more! Whaddya want me to do, slit my wrists?!
Audrey II: Mmmmmm.
Seyomur: Oh boy Look. I get ideas I run down to the corner, and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin?
Audrey II: Must be blood!
Seymour: Tuey, that's disgusting.
Audrey II: Must be fresh!
Seymour: I don't wanna hear this!
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be human?
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be mine?
Audrey II: Feeeed me!
Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?
Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

View Quote Audrey II:  Feed me.
Seymour:  Under no cir****stances.
Audrey II:  Feed me.
Seymour:  I will not, so stop asking.
Audrey II:  Feed me!
Seymour:  No!  No more!  I can't take living with the guilt.
Audrey II:  Tough titty.
Seymour:  Watch your language.
Audrey II:  Ah, cut the crap!  Bring on the meat!
Seymour:  I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round.  How about that?
Audrey II:  Don't do me no favors!
Seymour:  Well?
Audrey II:  Hmm…?
Seymour:  It's my last offer.  Yes or no?
Audrey II:  You sure do drive a hard bargain.
Seymour:  Done!  Fine.  Great.  Don't think you're getting dessert!

View Quote Audrey:  Seymour's first radio broadcast!  I wanted to hear it so bad.  I tried to be on time, but…
Mr. Mushnik:  Don't tell me.  You got tied up.
Audrey:  No.  Just handcuffed a little.

View Quote Mr. Mushnik:  Seymour, what is going on down there?
Seymour:  Very little Mr. Mushnik!

View Quote Seymour:  Every household in America.  Thousands of you, eating.  That's what you had planned all along, isn't it?!
Audrey II:  [smugly]  Noooooooooo shit, Sherlock!
Seymour:  We're not talking about one hungry plant here.  We're talking about world conquest!
Audrey II:  And I wanna thank you!
Seymour:  You won't get away with this! Your kind never does!  [Audrey II laughs maniacally]  I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!

View Quote Seymour:  The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.
Mr. Mushnik:  Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I.

View Quote Seymour:  You see, sir, if you were to put a plant like this in the window, then maybe…
Mr. Mushnik:  Maybe what?  Maybe what!  Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?  Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window, people don't suddenly…
Customer:  Excuse me.  I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant.  What is it?
Audrey:  It's an Audrey…II!

View Quote DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?!  If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!

View Quote On the twenty-third day in the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence.  And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places...

View Quote Wait for me, Audrey.  This is between me and the vegetable!

View Quote [asking Seymour what he wants]  Money?  Girls.  One particular girl!  How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey?  Think it over!  There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!

View Quote [repeated line]  Feed me!

View Quote [singing about her dream house]  With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine…somewhere that's green.

View Quote [singing about Mr. Mushnik]  And he calls me a slob, which I am …

View Quote [singing] Poor! All my life I've been poor! I keep asking God what I'm for! [Mushnik glares at him the moment he stops work so he hastily resumes] And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure! Sweep that floor, kid!" Oh I started life as an orphan, child of the street, here on Skid Row. He took me in, gave me a shelter, a bed, a crust of bread and a job... treats me like dirt. Calls me a slob, which I am. [he walks dejectedly along the streets with the passers-by as his backup singers]] So I live... downtown... [all: "downtown"] That's my home address. So I live. [all: "Downtown."] Where my life's a mess. So I live [all: "Downtown."] Where depression's just status quo. Down on Skid Row.... [wanders into an alley] Someone show my the way to get outta here, [beggars slowly appear from nowhere and climb the gateway at the end of the alley] Cos I'm constantly praying I'll get out of here, someone give me one shot, or I'll rot here.